If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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