walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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