I wanna bring you to show and tell
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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