Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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