Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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