I think scott just propositioned me for sex
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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