haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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