dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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