I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I didn't notice because vodka
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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