Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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