This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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