wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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