At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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