Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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