Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Is Oprah even human
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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