How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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