yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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