I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Princesses don't give blow jobs
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My vagina is very pro this idea
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
