he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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