don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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