Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
