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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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