Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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