I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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