thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
