I need help removing her.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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