Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
The uberlube is also flammable
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
