Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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