Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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