He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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