I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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