A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Drunk is not a location!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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