I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
The adults are the big ones right?
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