i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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