if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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