What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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