why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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