dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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