Dual....:-)
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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