Nicole vs. Life
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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