He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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