he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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