it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
