He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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