I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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