S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
FUCK WHALES
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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