Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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