in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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