Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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