I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i think i scared a bird with my dick
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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