well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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