North Korea, Best Korea!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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