i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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