FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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